I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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