You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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