No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wish i was in the wii world.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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