i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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