what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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