when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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