Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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