I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We need to get me chipped asap
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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