are you still at the devil's house?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
