Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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