We're facebook friends in real life
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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