escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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