He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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