Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.