At least make sure they are 18
Why
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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