I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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