If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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