Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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