If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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