is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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