yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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