I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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