doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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