We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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