Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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