there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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