people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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