I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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