then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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