Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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