belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
