i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Are we still banned from the library?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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