I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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