how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize