what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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