so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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