Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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