Got a toothbrush?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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