I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
