Dual....:-)
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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