So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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