My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We're too hungover to prance.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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