Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I didn't shave. On purpose
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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