1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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