too bad you live with your parents still
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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