her vagine was all disorganized.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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