she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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