I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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