i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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