Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We need to get me chipped asap
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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