totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
