..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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