So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The air taste purple.
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