Will you blow on my dice?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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