I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
4 words: hood of his car
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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