just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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