Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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